Privacy Policy
Last updated: When we last felt something
1. What We Collect
We collect your display name, your questionable moral judgments, and the unsettling ease with which you rank human suffering on a numerical scale. We do not collect your email, your address, or your therapist's contact information — though we probably should.
2. How We Use Your Data
Your display name is used to publicly shame you when you guess wrong. Your game choices are used to fuel the collective misery engine that powers this experience. We do not sell your data because, frankly, nobody wants to know what kind of person ranks "stepping on a Lego" worse than "jury duty."
3. Cookies
We use localStorage to remember your session so you can rejoin a game if your connection drops — because losing your WiFi mid-game is already miserable enough without having to start over. We do not use tracking cookies, analytics cookies, or cookies of any kind. We wish we had actual cookies. That would be nice.
4. Data Retention
Game data exists only in server memory and is destroyed the moment the game ends, like joy at a family reunion. We have no database. Your misery is ephemeral. Philosophically, isn't all misery?
5. Third Parties
We do not share your data with third parties. The only people who witness your terrible judgment calls are the friends you chose to play with, and honestly, they were already judging you.
6. Your Rights
You have the right to close the browser tab at any time. You have the right to pretend this game never happened. You do not have the right to un-know that your best friend thinks "getting ghosted" is worse than "food poisoning." That knowledge is yours forever.
7. Contact Us
If you have concerns about your privacy, we recommend channeling that energy into something productive, like ranking whether "privacy concerns" is more or less miserable than "reading a privacy policy."